Sep 2 2010

Daily Chaff

Duh: More educated cops less likely to push people around. Too bad that many police academies turn away applicants that score too high on exams or IQ tests citing they might get “bored” or “not follow orders” well.

Laugh Riot: There can be no question that the NRA certainly understands how the rest of the country sees its members…

Oi: Jan Brewer has ties with the folks who provide private prison services. And, who cares about a bunch of illegals that don’t speak enough English to navigate the bureaucracy? They’re breaking the law damnit! (Right?)


Sep 1 2010

Daily Chaff: v1.0

Daily? Yeah, riiiight… I’m considering making an effort, anyhow.

Humor: 27b/6
Random: Artist Builds Backyard Survival Shelter
Interesting: Renters at 23 apartment complexes in Albuquerque must sign agreements by today to not grow or use medical marijuana where they live or face eviction.


Jul 8 2010

l33t “Photoshop” skillZ?

This is one of my first attempts at dropping a subject onto a new background. I didn’t exactly pick the easiest of subjects. Can you tell? Is it believable? I have my own opinions… what are yours?
Male Black Chin Clouds

For comparison, here’s the original hummer picture.


Jul 5 2010

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Jul 2 2010

Site Update!

I finally found some gallery software I could work with, and it must be pretty idiot-proof, because I got it installed without a hitch. There are still a few kinks to be worked out in getting it to play nice with my current WordPress theme, but so far so good. And, yes, it requires Flash. *sigh* I know… Sorry! For the time being I am working with slideshows because they scale better with the theme but I will likely try and get away from them as time goes by.

For those interested, I am using Alex Rabe’s Nextgen-Gallery. There is a bit of a learning curve, but it’s not bad at all. A great tutorial can be found here. The software also works with Cooliris, something I haven’t yet played much with, so the jury is still out on if it is really as “cool” as they claim.

Anyhow, hope you all enjoy the new functionality and photos. As always, please do not reuse or reproduce without permission or credit! All photography is ©Amy M. Ditto & Aperture Laboratories. All rights reserved, unless otherwise noted. Thanks!


Apr 5 2010

Something it is perhaps important to remember at this point in history…

“To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty, but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness. What we choose to emphasize in this complex history will determine our lives. If we see only the worst, it destroys our capacity to do something. If we remember those times and places (and there are so many) where people have behaved magnificently, this gives us the energy to act, and at least the possibility of sending this spinning top of a world in a different direction. And if we do act, in however small a way, we don’t have to wait for some grand utopian future. The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live now as we think human beings should live, in defiance of all that is bad around us, is itself a marvelous victory.”

-Howard Zinn, historian and author, via the Organic Consumers Association


Apr 5 2010

I’m back, sorta’.

I have finally, after a year of not posting, gotten my blog software up to date. The theme may evolve, but I hope to post some longer pieces soon as well as begin to do some photoblogging. Expect a slightly different spin on content as I am no longer gaming heavily- recipes, politics, thoughts on the environment, feminism, and freethought… art, poetry… But, as always don’t hold your breath!


Apr 1 2009

Enchanted

It’s pretty obvious I have been slacking on the writing of late. Here’s a little something I threw together for an ABOUT.com Guide position. Apparently lots applied before me, and they consider applications in order. They don’t even look past the first few folks they give shots at the position, so I have no idea if anyone ever even saw it. Anyhow, it’s a piece of fluff, but here it is because it should see light somewhere!

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Enchanted

Growing up, the first reference to Albuquerque I heard was in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. (“I knew I shoulda’ taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”) I moved here at the age of seventeen, a young college student out on her first big adventure. I remember driving across the bareness of the Texas panhandle, Steve Miller’s “Big Ol’ Jet Airliner” (don’t carry me too far away) blaring in my orange Camaro.

The New Mexican landscape was in sharp contrast to the green bluffs and dark waters of my home on the Mississippi. But, the endless skies, riotous with stars at night, were a fine parallel to the expansiveness and possibility that lay before me. Many New Mexicans like to downplay the natural beauty of our state, joking when outsiders say in a disdainful tone “oh that’s a desert isn’t it?”, that yes indeed, the “Land of Enchantment” is an ugly, miserable place. They wish to covet the state’s inherent natural beauty for their own, and don’t wish to see it commercialized or overrun with tourists. Truthfully however, New Mexico residents report some of the highest satisfaction levels with regard to the climate, and the southern-tip of the Rocky mountain chain serves as a majestic backdrop for our high-desert city. At an elevation of 5000+ ft., rolling foothills dappled with Piňyon-Juniper are more characteristic of our vistas than the flat expanses of cactus in the imaginations of skeptics.

A fusion of the amenities of an urban area and a natural playground characterizes the city of Albuquerque. Founded in 1706 as a Spanish colonial outpost and surrounded by tribal lands, the city is culturally diverse in a manner unique to other large urban areas. The artistic community abounds, and while the city still maintains a small-town flavor, the tech sector is a major economic contributor. Each fall, people flock to the city for the International Balloon Fiesta, and our museums and Biopark remain popular attractions. However, in addition to a thriving community centered on the University of New Mexico, a brief drive will find you in the forest surrounded by wildlife.

In my time here, I’ve hiked pristine canyons and lava tubes formed by long-defunct volcanoes, gazed upon the petroglyphs of the ancients, seen the grave-site of Billy the Kid and the International UFO Museum in Roswell, wondered at the biodiversity of New Mexico’s bootheel, and seen blues legend Buddy Guy play his guitar right out on Central Avenue. I’ve visited D.H. Lawrence’s ranch. I’ve seen Georgia O’Keefe’s paintings up close, and through immersion in the landscape, I’ve come to understand them. The state question “red or green” makes me smile, and the smell of green chile roasting is what signifies for me it’s Fall. I have learned to love the truly unique local cuisine and appreciate the culture and ancestry that has shaped not just Albuquerque, but the state as a whole.

All those years ago, when I would visit Iowa, people would ask “why did you leave the country”, “did you need a passport?”. (A rather disturbing phenomenon reported by many transplantees I have met.) Now that I am 40, people have stopped asking me “what brought you here?”. Maybe it’s age-related. Maybe I just seem like a New Mexican now. Either way, from the first magnificent watermelon-colored sunset splashed against the Sandias (Spanish word for the fruit) I knew I was home. Twenty-three years later, I have yet to tire of them.


Feb 16 2009

Working on a Logo…

’cause I need one, I guess! Here’s a first attempt.

From Miscellaneous


Feb 13 2009

Update: Moving ’09

I haven’t written anything on our prospective home purchase since pre-offer, but we have good news.

First off, the details of the purchase:
The home we were bidding on originally sat on 10 wooded acres. Prior to putting it on the market, the owners had two 2 acre plats chopped off to sell separately. The property is on the end of a cul-de-sac with a wonderful, secluded feel, but the corner of one of those plats was visible from the back porch and we worried that someone might build on the hill behind us effectively destroying the sense of isolation we loved so much about the home. We had decided we wouldn’t worry so much about the second plat, but we came to the conclusion that it would be a deal-breaker if we could not purchase the home and the one potentially offending property. As I wrote previously, we felt both the home and the lots were over-listed.

The good news is: Although as suspected our first offer was indeed declined, our counter was accepted, and we will be closing on the 17th! Despite the fact that the owners had another offer on the table for the home only which was slightly higher than our original offer for all three lots, and the fact that we weren’t willing to offer anywhere near this on just the home on 6 acres, they really wanted to sell the whole package. Thus, we were able to come to an agreement for the home on all 10 acres of land for a price that was slightly above our comfort range, but that we were pleased with. This is no foreclosure, after all.

From House

But, the news gets better! We just got our appraisal back, and it came in a little over $35,000 OVER what we paid… and the appraiser mentioned that had the lots been considered separately, the value would have been even greater. Woot for instant equity! With low closing costs and great interest rates we’re feeling really good about this purchase. Even doing it at a time when it is a risk for us, we feel like we’ve made a good investment not only in our happiness, but in our future.

Now to figure out what the heck to do with all that acreage. We are discussing a cult/compound. Suggestions for wacky ideology and a source for underage girls welcome. I wonder if we can convince anyone we are a potentially violent sect of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.